Laffer Utilities (PC, 1.44MB 3 1/2" Disk) Sierra - 1991 USA, Canada Release
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| Title | Laffer Utilities |
| Product ID | 20626-75750 |
| Product UPC | 020626757508 |
| Platform(s) | |
| Packaging | Retail Box |
| Media | 1.44MB 3.5" Disk |
| Copyright date(s) | 1991 |
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Description from the packaging.
For everything you do at the office that has nothing to do with work!
Contains adult humor.
- Organize your non-work day.
- Liberates your computer from work; Optimizes its entertainment potential.
- Provides a plethora of non-productive pastimes.
- Innocuous title easily slips through Purchasing.
- Makes you look busy.
Notice
At the strenuous request of numerous foreign governments this product may not be shipped outside of the U.S. without a darn good excuse.
"If you can't get your broker on the line, blame Larry." - Newsday
Look! In your office! It's a nerd, it's a plane, it's... The Laffer Utilities.
Computers.
They revolutionized your workplace.
They took away your paperwork.
They gave you the knowledge of the ages.
What will you do with all the time you've saved?
Waste it!... With The Laffer Utilities.
Look what America's leading non-productivity tool can do for you:
- Use the interactive, customizable Jokes Data Base (with Built-in "FilthOmeter" and "LaffOmeter") to amuse and outrage your office amigos.
- Generated Excuses to get your hide off the hook once again.
- Whip out a sleazy tabloid Headline about your boss, co-workers or Elvis!
- Always be ready with profound, inappropriate and/or stupid Sayings.
- Warning! The following programs may actually be useful **
- Print Signs quick and easy, choosing from hundreds of cartoons and borders.
- Print real or ridiculous office Forms for fun and profit.
- Keep up on the corporate shuffle with a Phone database for names, numbers, etc.
- Pretend you care by keeping track of your co-workers' Birthday.
Most importantly, The Laffer Utilities scientifically solves the only truly universal office dilemma: Where Do You Want to Go for Lunch?
But wait, there's more!
The Laffer Utilities also gives you such unbelievable programs as WhatToDo, Horoscope, Pool, Bracket, Windfall, Announce, Signups, and FaxCover.
Wonder what they are? Buy this box.
The Laffer Utilities supports PostScript, HP Laser, Epson, IBM Graphics, and all compatible printers.
"Supply-side splitting humor. Is this what we've trickled down to?" - World Famous Economist Dr. Arthur B. Laffer (No relation).
- Need a joke? Larry's got "a million of 'em" in his Jokes Database.
- Manage those messy Office Betting Pools more effectively.
- Send out good vibes with Larry's Funny Fax Cover sheets.
Formerly a teacher and occasionally a jazz musician, Al Lowe is best known as the creator of Leisure Suit Larry, the most curious cult hero of the computer age. And you thought your resume looked shaky.
System Requirements
PC MS-DOS 5.0 | |
| Required CPU | AT 286 |
| Required RAM | 640K |
| Recommend Mouse | Yes |
| Supported Video | EGA VGA |
| Misc Support | Printer |
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Included in the Following Collection(s)
- Leisure Suit Larry Collection Series (PC, CD-ROM) Sierra - 1997 USA, Canada Release
- Leisure Suit Larry's Greatest Hits And Misses (PC, CD-ROM) Sierra - 1994 USA, Canada Release (OEM)
